Jokes About Money for Kids


Here are some great jokes about money that my kids and I can across:

Why did the student eat his dollar bill?

           His mother told him it was for lunch.

Why did the student swallow all his pennies?

           The teacher said he needed more sense.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

           To get his quarter back.

What did the dollar name is daughter?


Knock knock.

    Who's there?


    Ivan who?

Ivan my money back.

Knock knock.

    Who's there?


    Cash who?

Cash me if you can.

What did the bird say when it bought a one dollar sweater?

           Cheap cheap.

Why can't you bend a penny in half?

           Change is hard.

This post is apart of a 31 Day Series on Kids & Money.

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